Posted Jul 9th 2009 1:08PM by TMZ Staff
This one is impossible to explain -- really, it is -- but we'll try.
Hugh Hefner docs: Click to launch
A woman possessed by the "most beautifiliest ninja lusefer" and claims to be the "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo" has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for ... well ... it's nearly impossible to tell.
Sheri Allred -- who also calls herself "the biggest hat in the world" -- claims Hefner is a member of a pedophile organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.
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